"I'm not a pedophile, I just love little kids."
--Katie

"You probably think I'm a dumbass, but I'm playing with your heart."
--Katie

"I have one mighty fine ass."
--Brad

"I have enough caffiene to kill a small nation."
--Sockboy

"It's only premarital if you plan on getting married."
--Carrie

"Do you want me to go demolition on this guy's ass?"
--Travis

"That's it! No more monkey for you!"
--Travis

"Why don't I just suck this pen off?"
--Sarah

"My eyelashes itch."
--Liz

"My nipples itch."
--JoJo, Liz's roommate